I was rooting for both Miss Philippines and Miss USA.

Although Miss Philippines’s answer completely trumped (pun-intended) USA’s answer,

I was happy to see Miss USA take the title.

So, both of my girls made it to the top two.

And that just further proves that I should be a Miss Universe judge.

Hellooooo.

Live tweeting about the Miss Universe pageant

and about my super girlcrush on Miss USA Olivia Culpo.

And I’ll probably end up mentioning Lord Disick too.

Also, gotta root for the homeland. Philippines!

Lol bye, Twitter followers.

MISS RHODE ISLAND, HOW ARE YOU EVEN REAL?

1. Ugh, so gorgeous.
2. She supports music in schools.
3. Um, have you seen her? So pretty.
4. Her answer was so freakin’ perfect. 

AMERICA IS A FREE COUNTRY.

BRB while I spam Miss USA posts.

Also, the #askmissusa tag on Twitter is like the best thing ever.

Carry on.

I have a love/hate relationship with televised pageants.

I mean, in my opinion, they reinforce stereotypes and body image, etc. They just seem shallow.

BUT

I can’t help but watch it

1. to see what the rest of America is saying on social networks,
2. to read the contestants “passions” and
3. because I am shallow.

thatheatherchick:

This bitch’s “passions” were roller coasters and doughnuts.

Sounds like my kind of girl.

(Source: d-archangel)